Friday, April 23, 2010
I've just been dealt a healthy dose of it. Mrs. Powell, I owe you an apology. In the time it took me to proofread my last post, Bar, the little darling, removed his diaper and finding therein a turd of significant size began to finger paint my carpet and ottoman with it. All your kid did was forget his iPhone. Mine, it seems, is clever enough to remove his own diaper, but not to avoid playing with what he finds there. Sufficiently humbled, I now return to scrubbing the carpet.